Dan Bern
Home
Tour
Discography
Lyrics
Store
About
Press
Contact
All Song Titles
Song
Album
25th Street Morning
27 Pitchers Gettin One Out Each
2nd Avenue
Songs of Fall
3 of Us
42
Doubleheader
5-0 Lead
Doubleheader
5 Things*
2 Feet Tall
73
8 Weeks Old*
2 Feet Tall
Abortion
Adderal Holiday
Adderal Holiday
After the Parade
My Country II
Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh
Divine and Conquer
Airplane Blues
Smartie Mine
Up Your Street
Alabaster
Alaska Highway
New American Language
Albuquerque Lullaby
Live in Los Angeles
New American Language
Alia
Smartie Mine
All Right Kind of a Girl
Live in New York
World Cup
All We Did
America Without The People
Regent Street
Amerikovsky
Angels
Anger
Annie Beasley
Another Man’s Clothes
Breathe
Another New Videogame
Another Rosita
Art on the Run
Stealing Signs
A’s Song
Baby Bye Bye
Live in New York
Fleeting Days
Baby Got a New Drug
Baby Love
Smartie Mine
Back of the Bus
Back When Murder Was a Crime
Ballerina
Smartie Mine
Ballpark
Doubleheader
The Beagle Song
The Bears Don’t Find My Bacon
Wilderness Song
Beautiful Ride
Live in Los Angeles
Beautiful Trees
Smartie Mine
Because*
2 Feet Tall
Before You Get the Meal
Being Alone
The Benefit of Time
Bike
Macaroni Cola
Binky*
2 Feet Tall
Birdie*
Three Feet Tall
Birds
Birthday
Songs of Fall
The Bitch is in Heat
Bizness
Adderal Holiday
Black Cat
Black Sox
Black Tornado
The Burbank Tapes
New American Language
Live in New York
Blue Bear, Striped Bear*
Three Feet Tall
Blue Citibank Credit Card Rental Bike
Blues For Amelie
Bobby Feller
Bobby Fischer and John McEnroe
Boll Weevil
Bonnie and Clyde
Boo
Boo Boos*
Three Feet Tall
Born on Halloween
Branford Marsalis
Break Up the USA
Songs of Fall
Breathe
Live in Los Angeles
Breathe Easy
Breathe
Bright*
Three Feet Tall
Bright Lights
Broken Down Old Horses
Budget
Wilderness Song
Burn
Burned Out Case
The Burbank Tapes
Burro
Wilderness Song
Bush Must Be Defeated
My Country II
Butterflies
Butterflies
Cabin in the Snow*
2 Feet Tall
Calf Roper*
Three Feet Tall
California Bullet Train
Camaro
Capetown
Drifter
Carried Away
Drifter
Cash and Nin
Cats, Christmas, Family, Friends and Yays
Chain Around My Neck
Fleeting Days
Changes
Charles
Cheese
Cheetah*
Three Feet Tall
Chelsea Hotel
Breathe Easy
Live in Los Angeles
Smartie Mine
Cheri
Regent Street
Chick Singers
Fifty Eggs
Chickens*
Three Feet Tall
Children of the Cold War
Chuck the Rest
Adderal Holiday
City
Fleeting Days
City of Models
Smartie Mine
Clark the Dog*
2 Feet Tall
Clay County
Clear
Closer to the Moon
Closer To You
Fleeting Days
Closet and Drawers
Cocaine Blues / Blue Jay Way
Smartie Mine
Coffee With Dick
Colors
Smartie Mine
Come Back Andy Pettitte
Doubleheader
Comme Vous Le Faites Tous
World Cup
Company Town
Confused Little Girl
Cooler & Younger
Adderal Holiday
Cowboy
Crazy For Her
Credit For the Living
Crosses
Smartie Mine
Crossroads
Crow
Fleeting Days
Cure For Aids
Fifty Eggs
Cy Young
Dan Bern’s Christmas Song
Dancin’ Shoes
Dark Chocolate
Smartie Mine
Darva Conger
Days of the Week*
Three Feet Tall
Dear Tiger Woods
Regent Street
Decadent Town
Smartie Mine
Delancey Street
Deportees
Live in New York
Deregulation
Regent Street
Desert Wind
Dictator
Different Worlds
Fifty Eggs
Disarmament
Doctor Toots*
Three Feet Tall
Donkey To Brunch*
2 Feet Tall
Don’t Get Mad Get Even
Drifter
Don’t Make Me Leave
Fleeting Days
Dots
Dr. Seed
The Burbank Tapes
Dream Girl Waitress Blues
Dreidel
Hannukah Songs
Dress
Macaroni Cola
Driftin and I Like It
Drifting Along
Drips
Earth Girl
Economy
Live in New York
Ecstatic Addiction
Edmonton
Einstein Was Wrong (Get It Straight)
Eleanor
Election Day in Italy
Elliott Smith
Entrails
Equal and Opposite Reaction
Eric’s Binoculars
Estelle
Dan Bern
Eva
Divine and Conquer
Fleeting Days
Everybody’s Baby
Fifty Eggs
Everything Is Connected
Fall From Grace
Famous Painter
Farmer*
2 Feet Tall
Fascist
Live in Los Angeles
Favorite Cat*
2 Feet Tall
Feel Like a Man
Divine and Conquer
Breathe
Feel Like a Woman
Fillin’ Station
Fire Escape
First Date
Flapjacks
Wilderness Song
Fly Away
Fleeting Days
Flying Geese
For The Stage
Forever
Macaroni Cola
Forget-Me-Nots
Songs of Fall
Free As I Want To Be
Freedom
Freedom of Choice
Freight Train Blues
Smartie Mine
Fried Chicken*
Three Feet Tall
Friends
The Swastika EP
Frog*
Three Feet Tall
Fugitive
Live in New York
Funeral Junkie
Gamblin’ With My Love (Pete Rose)
Doubleheader
Smartie Mine
Gates of Hell
Geneva Romance
George Floyd
Girl Like That/Death Taxes and Maria
Girls
Glorious World
Wilderness Song
Go To Sleep
Dan Bern
God Said No
Live in Los Angeles
New American Language
The Golden Voice of Vin Scully
Drifter
Doubleheader
Live in Los Angeles
Golden Wheel
Goldilocks
Good And Bye
God Has An Awful Lot Of Time On His Hands
Graceland
Fleeting Days
Graduation Day
Grandpa
Live in New York
Great In-Between
Green On You
Grownups
Haarlem
Drifter
Hamburgers*
Three Feet Tall
Hang Around
Hannibal
Dog Boy Van
Hannukahs of Long Ago
Hannukah Songs
Happy Tonight
Hard Times
He Can’t Hear You
Hen Party*
2 Feet Tall
Hiccup Song*
2 Feet Tall
Highway Holocaust
Hillary (Don’t Suffer in Silence)
Hiroshima
Hobo
Holy House
Drifter
Home
Drifter
Hometown of the World
Honeydoo!
New American Language
Hoody
Hoody
Hooker
Smartie Mine
Hope For The Moon
Hotel Room
As Cool As Them
Human Error
Hunkered in the Bunker
I Believe
I Can’t Bring Your Daddy Back
Songs of Fall
I Don’t Know Who I Am
I Got A Guitar
I Hope It Rains
Wilderness Song
I Hope It Rains
I Keep Looking
I Love My Dog*
Three Feet Tall
I Miss the Steroid Era
I Need You
Fleeting Days
Live in New York
I Play My Guitar
I Wanna Be Your TV
I Was A Cow
I Wish
If The Dodgers Had Stayed in Brooklyn
If This Ain’t Love
I’ll See You Someday
I’m Not From Around Here
Drifter
Live in Los Angeles
I’m Not The Guy
Live in New York
Dan Bern
In God’s Time
Divine and Conquer
Incest
Incident Investigation Report
Information
Divine and Conquer
The Inheritance
Interlude*
2 Feet Tall
Islamorada
Songs of Fall
Isner & Mahut
Live in New York
It Didn’t Work Out
It Vibrates*
2 Feet Tall
Jack Kramer Wood Racket
Live in Los Angeles
Jail
The Swastika EP
James Brown
Jane
Fleeting Days
Jerusalem
Live in New York
Dan Bern
Dog Boy Van
Jesus’ Birthday
Jesus Freak
Fifty Eggs
Jesus’ House
Jew From Kentucky
Jewish Guys
Jezebel
Jim Rome
Macaroni Cola
Joe Christ
Breathe Easy
Joe Van Gogh
Smartie Mine
John McEnroe
John Wilkes Booth
Johnny Sylvester Comes Back To Visit The Babe
Doubleheader
Joseph and Ernest
Josh Gibson
Joyce & Gallarraga
Doubleheader
Live in New York
Juarez
Live in New York
Just About the Time
The Burbank Tapes
Just Down At The End Of The Row
Macaroni Cola
Kababa
Kicked Out
Adderal Holiday
Kid’s Prayer
King Day
King of the World
Dan Bern
Krautmeyer
Smartie Mine
Kurt
Dog Boy Van
Labor Day*
2 Feet Tall
Lamp
Land of the Dead
The Last Communist On Earth
Late Show
Hoody
Latkes
Hannukah Songs
Learning To Drive
Let Your Worries Be As Few As Mine
Wilderness Song
Licorice
Macaroni Cola
Lifeline
Hoody
Lightning Jazz
Lithuania
The Swastika EP
Lithuania II
Little Russian Girl
Smartie Mine
Live Another Day
Divine and Conquer
Dog Boy Van
The Lonesome Ballad of Marv Albert
Look Me In The Eye That Way
Looking At Me
Looking At The Sky
Lou Gehrig’s Disease
Doubleheader
Louis
Louisiana
Love Don’t Last
Love in the Time of Plague
Love Makes All The Other Worlds Go Round
Drifter
Live in Los Angeles
Love Song To You
Love, War and a Baseball Game
Doubleheader
Lovely*
2 Feet Tall
Lucky Guy
Adderal Holiday
Luke the Drifter
Drifter
Lulu’s Lullaby*
2 Feet Tall
Lulu’s Lullaby 2*
2 Feet Tall
Maccabees
Hannukah Songs
Manet Was Monet’s Influence
Marilyn
Divine and Conquer
Live in Los Angeles
Dan Bern
Marina
The Burbank Tapes
Marlene
Mars
Martin Luther King
McDLT, McNuggets and Mikhail
Menorah
Hannukah Songs
Merkle
Doubleheader
Merle, Hank & Johnny
Hoody
Mermaid Milk*
Three Feet Tall
Mexican Beach
Mexican Vacation
Drifter
Mexico
Midnight in Nebraska
Adderal Holiday
Midsummer Night
Milk*
2 Feet Tall
Miriam Eva and Mabel Ann*
Three Feet Tall
Missing You
Mister Lister*
2 Feet Tall
Monica
Fifty Eggs
Monkey & The Kangaroo*
2 Feet Tall
Montreal
Monuments
Morning In Los Angeles
Most American Men
Live in Los Angeles
Mother Teresa
Mountain
Mountain of Untruth
Moving On
Mr. Oliver’s Dead
Mr. Webster
Murderer
Smartie Mine
My Birthday’s on Christmas Day
My Brand New Song
My Country II
My Country II
My Frigerator Broke*
Three Feet Tall
My Kingdom
Live in New York
My Little Swastika
The Swastika EP
My Love Is Not For Sale
World Cup
My Name is Bernstein
My Summer Vacation
Nadal and Federer
Naked Outside*
2 Feet Tall
Namath, Mantle and Me
Songs of Fall
Name Withheld By Request
Natalie
Navajo Rug
Wilderness Song
Negotiation
Regent Street
Never Fall In Love
Dan Bern
Never-to-Be-Forgotten Kinda Year
New America
New American Language
New American Language
New Life
New York Women
Nights I Ain’t Playing
No Missing Link
Fifty Eggs
Not Everybody Evolves
Not Perfect
Regent Street
Not Too Young For a Song*
2 Feet Tall
Now It Can Be Told
Now that Jew is my Nationality
Now The World Can End
Nuclear Bomb
Macaroni Cola
Nureyev Could Be My Younger Brother
NYC 911
O Canada
O.J. Simpson
The Burbank Tapes
Oh Sister
Live in New York
Fifty Eggs
Okie Girl
Adderal Holiday
Oklahoma
Dog Boy Van
Old Mother Hubbard
The Old Waitress in The Diner
Olive Oil
On My Mind
On The Roof
Songs of Fall
One Dance
Fifty Eggs
One More Light
Divine and Conquer
One Piece at a Time
Hoody
One Song
One Song
Regent Street
One Thing Real
Smartie Mine
Live in New York
Fifty Eggs
Only A Mouse*
2 Feet Tall
Opening Day
Ophelia
Opposable Thumb
Osama in Obamaland
Live in Los Angeles
Ostrich Town
My Country II
Pairs
Palindrome
Palm Trees*
Three Feet Tall
Paris Song
Party By Myself
Drifter
Live in Los Angeles
Past Belief
Breathe
Peacemakers
Peach
Perfect Little Angel*
2 Feet Tall
Perfume City
Songs of Fall
Permanently Hot
Phil
Philip Glass
Phone Song
Picasso’s Bullfight Pictures
Pimlico
Pins and Needles
Pistol Pete Maravich
A Planet With Two Suns
Play the Blues
Pledge to the Wind
Wilderness Song
Pop*
Three Feet Tall
Presents
Hannukah Songs
President
My Country II
Pride
Breathe Easy
Profound Truths
Protest Song
Quarantined From Myself
Queen
Dan Bern
Questions For The Waitress
Radio Static
Rain
Breathe
Rainin’ in Madrid
Drifter
Rainy New York Day
Reach
Reeperbahn
World Cup
Reflexion
Regent Street
Regent Street
Regent Street
Regina’s Face
Remember Me
Breathe
Remembering Himmler
Rename
Restless
Retire Motherfucker
Revolution Begins In The Basement
Anthems
Rice
New American Language
Ridin on a Train
Regent Street
Right Side of the Grass
Adderal Holiday
Rincon
Doubleheader
Rivalry
Road Movie
Rock ‘n Roll Will be Done To You
Rollerblades
Live in New York
Rolling Away
Fifty Eggs
Rome
Dan Bern
Rope and a Yardstick
Runaway
Running
Macaroni Cola
Sacre Coeur
Sammy’s Bat
My Country II
Sandstorm
Wilderness Song
Sarah
School’s Out
Screamin Dreamin*
2 Feet Tall
Sculptor
Smartie Mine
Sculptures and Beautiful Girls
Secrets*
2 Feet Tall
See What Is
Macaroni Cola
Seven Miles An Hour
Doubleheader
Seward’s Folly
Sex
The Burbank Tapes
Shakespeare’s Got a Gun
Macaroni Cola
Shame On You / Shame On Me
Shining
Shoes*
2 Feet Tall
Short*
2 Feet Tall
Shut Down
Shut My Eyes
The Burbank Tapes
Simple
Smartie Mine
Simple Mathematics
Six Birds
Six Strings
Sky
Hoody
Sleeping Pills
Slowly Turn Around
Adderal Holiday
Small Town Band
Smart and Final
Macaroni Cola
Smartie Mine
Smartie Mine
So Many Ways
Hannukah Songs
Social Distancing
Soda Pop
Somebody Is Watching You
Someone From the Office
The Song That Saved The World
Soso and Nicoletta
Soul
Fleeting Days
The Sound of Rushing Water
Wilderness Song
South American Motel
Stoned
Storm
Breathe Easy
Straight By ’03
Stranded in Kodiak
Street Television
Struggle
Suicide Bomb
World Cup
Suicide Room
Breathe
The Suit I Wanna Buy
The Sun Shines on McCovey Cove
Doubleheader
Sunday Never Comes
Doubleheader
Sunrise*
Three Feet Tall
Sunset Boulevard
Superman
Fleeting Days
Suzanne
Divine and Conquer
Fifty Eggs
Sweetness
New American Language
Swimming*
Three Feet Tall
Swing Set
Drifter
Swoosh
The Burbank Tapes
Take Back the New Millennium
Anthems
Take the Guns Away
Regent Street
Talkin’ Al Kida Blues
The Swastika EP
Talkin’ Alien Abduction Blues
Dog Boy Van
Talkin’ Ani DiFranco’s Mom’s Blues
Talkin’ Goin’ to Mars for Work Blues
Talkin’ Tea Party Blues
Live in New York
Talkin’ Woody, Bob, Bruce & Dan Blues
Smartie Mine
Tape
New American Language
Tattered Old Hat
Tell Me Anything
Wilderness Song
Teresa Brown
Regent Street
Terre Haute
Hoody
Thanksgiving Day Parade
New American Language
The Biggest Thing Man Has Ever Done
Anthems
The Fifth Beatle
Live in Los Angeles
The Legend of Yasiel Puig
The Leprechaun Song
The Manicured Lawns of Mansfield Avenue
The Sky*
2 Feet Tall
The United States of Trump
These Are The Senators
These Living Dreams
Drifter
They Don’t Got Baseball
They Will Pass Over
Think I’ll Go To Mars
This Side of the White Lines
Doubleheader
Thunder Road
Tiger Woods
Live in Los Angeles
Fifty Eggs
Smartie Mine
Tik Tok
Til the Quarantine is Thru
Time Clock
Time To Live
Wilderness Song
To Love You
Macaroni Cola
Toledo
New American Language
Tommy John Surgery
Tomorrow Is Another Day*
2 Feet Tall
Tongue-Tied
Breathe
Tonight I’m Coming Home
Macaroni Cola
Too Late To Die Young
Live in Los Angeles
Dan Bern
Too Young*
2 Feet Tall
The Torn Flag
My Country II
Tree
Trousers*
2 Feet Tall
Trudy
Breathe
True Revolutionaries
Smartie Mine
Trust
The Burbank Tapes
Tummy Time*
2 Feet Tall
Turn on a Dime
Hoody
Turning Over
New American Language
Turns Out, Ohtani
Two-Month Affair
Smartie Mine
Tyranny
My Country II
Ukelele Song*
2 Feet Tall
Unbeliever
Wilderness Song
The Undead Are On Main Street
Universal Laws
Valentine’s Day
Venus and Serena
Via Gioberti
Victor Wembanyama
Virginia and Patricia
Visit In My Dream
Breathe
Vow of Silence
Macaroni Cola
Waffle House
Hoody
Waffle House Hannukah
Hannukah Songs
Waiting For Van Gogh
Walk
Walking Down The Street
Walking Through Glass
Macaroni Cola
Warm
Wash Your Hands
Waste of Time
The Burbank Tapes
Wasteland
Dan Bern
Live in Los Angeles
Watchin Over You*
2 Feet Tall
Way of the Rainbow*
Three Feet Tall
We Will Not Be Divided
Anthems
Weasel Butter*
Three Feet Tall
Wednesday Night
Macaroni Cola
The Weeks*
2 Feet Tall
Weird Little Thing
Welcome
Hoody
Welcome (Madmen With Guns)
Songs of Fall
Wetty Car Poops*
Three Feet Tall
Whatever Happened To The Coyse
Wheatfield With Crows
Wheel You To Canada
When I Shut My Eyes
When My Buckner Moment Comes
Doubleheader
When the Rain Falls in the Summer
When You Conquer The World
Where Did My Friends Go?
Where Is The Love
Anthems
Which of These Things You Love Best
Whifferzoff*
Three Feet Tall
While Circling Chicago
Who Am I Losing Sleep For
Why Why Why
Wilderness Song
Wilderness Song
Wilton Street
Window
Wine
Without You
Macaroni Cola
Without You There
Witness
Macaroni Cola
Workingman’s Reward
Adderal Holiday
World
Hoody
World War
Worst Timing in the World
The Year-By-Year Home Run Totals of Barry Bonds
Doubleheader
Yellow Star
You And Me
You Can’t Ever Own Me
You Grew*
2 Feet Tall
You Hung The Moon
You Lied To Me
You Make Me Feel Famous
You Were Supposed To Be There
Young Psychopath
Your Dance
Your First Friend*
2 Feet Tall
Your Songs
You’re Gonna Have To Blame Bill
You’re Not Here
Divine and Conquer
Yucca
Zero Effect
Zoo
