A girl sits in a chair
She sits in a chair
The chair, it gyrates
The chair, it vibrates

It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!

A vibrating chair is fun
A vibrating chair is nice
A vibrating chair is just what the doctor ordered

It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!
It vvvvvvvvvvibrates!

(lyrics: Dan Bern)