My girl pees standing straight up
It shoots out just like a man
I love her, cause she’s so free
She’s a woman, and I’m a man

Well I have a dick, and sometimes it seems
That I’m just along for the ride
Sometimes I want to say to it
‘I’m going out, you stay inside’

Oh freedom, freedom
Freedom is the only thing
Freedom and light and water
That’s all I wanna bring

Well, my girl smokes American Spirits
And I tell you I like it when she does
She don’t drive when she drops acid
She’s responsible, yes she is

Oh freedom, freedom
Freedom is the only thing
Freedom and light and water
That’s all I wanna bring

Moses on Sinai taking dictation
Here is a message from god
Moses on Sinai listening to forever
The sound of the lightning rod

Well piss piss piss baby
Piss it out a mile and a half
Piss piss baby
Sometimes I just have to laugh

Oh freedom, freedom
Freedom is the only thing
Freedom and light and water
That’s all I wanna bring

(lyrics: Dan Bern)