Hey Darva Conger
You thought you were getting Regis Philbin
You should have used up all your life-lines
Before you gave your final answer

If Darva Conger
Is still looking for a husband
I won’t hold her past against her
She’s welcome to come on my show

She needs to be able to sing harmony
She needs to be able to drive 400 miles a day
She needs to be able to average 125 in bowling

Who wants to marry a folksinger?

(lyrics: Dan Bern)