She said, Jesus walked on the water
Jesus rose from the dead
He cured the sick, he healed the lame
That’s what the good book said

She said, Jesus made wine from the water
Jesus gave sight to the blind
I’m making Jesus my personal savior
Jesus is the savior kind

I said, you don’t know a lot about Jewish guys
That’s just the way we are
All that stuff they say about Jesus
I can do sittin’ in my car

You don’t know a lot about Jewish guys
To us, he’s kind of a slob
You see miracles, we see some guy
Walkin’ round, talking shit, can’t hold a job

(lyrics: Dan Bern)