It was not a very healthy situation
Me sleeping in me sister’s bed
But in the most competitive world of entertainment
You’ve got to do whatever you can to get ahead

When I heard my sister Lucy owned a night club
I figured it was for the best
But I never thought that I would get my first singing job
Through the socially frowned-on practice of incest

Well, I haven’t seen old Lucy for a year now
But we’re writing lots of letters don’t you know
And she says she’s doing fine in Argentina
With her son who has two heads, no legs and one big toe

(lyrics: Dan Bern)

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