Sixteen steps to the B floor
And sixteen steps to the C floor
And sixteen steps to the D floor
And fourteen to the roof
And you know what happens on the roof

Don’t treat me unkindly
And I’ll try not to goof
I will rinse your underthings
Just please don’t be uncouth
‘Cause you know what happens on the roof
On the roof

Oh, you drive me mad with your lack of indecision
You’ve got me pounding steps
And counting in my sleep
It goes
Sixteen steps to the B floor
And sixteen steps to the C floor
And sixteen steps to the D floor
And fourteen to the roof
And you know what happens on the roof

Four six eight to the B floor
And four six eight to the C floor
And four six eight to the D floor
Twice seven to the roof
And you know what happens on…

Sixteen steps to the B floor
And sixteen steps to the C floor
And sixteen steps to the D floor
And fourteen to the roof
And you know what happens on the roof

(lyrics: Dan Bern)