When I vote, I vote democratic
And sometimes further left like peace and freedom,
Or even libertarian
I’m pro-choice, pro-environment
Against large corporations and the neutron bomb
But when I’m stuck on the freeway
And it’s hot and someone cuts me off
I think they oughta fry that son of a bitch
It’s the fascist in me
Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life
It’s the fascist in me
Get rid of that smell, go back where you came from
It’s the fascist in me
You’re a burden, you’re a drain on the economy
It’s the fascist in me
It’s so distasteful going to the grocery store
For some Haagen Daaz on a Saturday night
When you have to pass this vermin

I given to seven charities
I’ve played five different benefits
In the past month
My bumper stickers say:
Save the whales, visualize peace, NPR (KPFK)
But when someone’s rude in a restaurant
I’d like to make them look at the barrel of a gun
And then we’ll see how smug they are
It’s the fascist in me
Wish I had the power to seize your house
It’s the fascist in me
Wish I had the authority to take your tongue
It’s the fascist in me
I’d run you naked through the middle of the town
It’s the fascist in me
You’d live in fear knowing every creak of the floorboards,
Knock on the door, or cry in the dark of night, could be your last
Sometimes I just want to take half the world and decree that they all go away
Everyone’s stupid and no one has anything very insightful to say
It’s the price you have to pay
I’m tired of it today
I’d like another way
It’s the fascist in me
Wear some normal clothes, don’t have so many children,
Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life
Where’d you get that car?
Which drugs did you sell?
How’d you get that job?
Which quota did you fill?
I’d like plant my fist in your face
Don’t talk so loud
Don’t walk so slow
If you just disappeared, no one would care
No one would care if you just disappeared
Your mother oughta be down on her knees
Cleaning up my kitchen
It’s the fascist in me
It’s the fascist in me
It’s the fascist in na na na na
It’s the fascist in me
Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life
It’s the fascist in me

(lyrics: Dan Bern)