Cutting a puppy in half
Devouring the soul of a calf
Tell me which of these things you love best

Scaring old ladies to death
Disemboweling Lady Macbeth
Tell me which of these things you love best

Ooh, so you wanna be a ghost
Get in line
Get in line
Ooh, so you wanna be a spook
Wait your turn

Get in line
Wait your turn
There’s a million souls ahead of you
Who will burn
A house
A car
A town
A world….

Draining a horse of its blood
Dragging a child thru the mud
Tell me which of these things you love best

Ooh, so you wanna be a ghost
Get in line
Get in line
Ooh, so you wanna be a spook
Wait your turn

(lyrics: Dan Bern)