Wash your hands–that’s the plan
Wash your hands–as often as you can
Every child–woman and man
Are to compulsively wash your hands

Gargle with warm salt water
Warm liquids through the day
Wash your clothes and hey
Colloidal silver, that’s ok
But get your selves back to the soap and water
sports fans
Wash your hands

Howard Hughes used to wash his hands
til they were chapped and sore
We thought he was nuts, but
We don’t think so anymore

Before you touch your face,
get those paws spic and span
Wash your hands!

(lyrics: Dan Bern)