If you want to drive uptown
Lock your doors, stay in your seat
Keep your eyes straight ahead my friend
The Undead are on Main Street

Tonight you should stay in your house
In bed, under your sheets
Turn the lights out, pretend you’re out of town
The undead are on Main St.

They’ve come back from their graves
To have a look about
They’d love to have a drink with you
And eat your insides out

So if you have to walk around
Be silent, be discreet
They’ve come from underground tonight
The undead are on Main St.

(lyrics: Dan Bern)