When I find the suit (3x)
I wanna buy (3x)

When I find the suit I wanna buy
I’m gonna hang it on a hanger in my room
Gonna hang it on a hanger in my room
When I find the suit–I wanna buy–

When I find the suit I wanna buy
I’m gonna put it on and get right in my bed
Turn out the light and sleep just like I’m dead
In the morning it’s all rumpled like my head
When I find the suit—I wanna buy—

When I find the suit I wanna buy
Gonna get-a full-a head-a steam up high
Drink a beer and check the mirror on the sly
Find a microscope and aim it at the sky
Find a telescope and point it at my fly
Wear a telephone polo for a tie
Find a monkey will will spit me in the eye
Kick a camel who can run but doesn’t try
Hitch a ride with a kitten who can fly
When I find the suit
When I find the suit
When I find the suit
I wanna buy, I wanna buy, I wanna buy, I wanna buy
I wanna buy, I wanna buy, I wanna buy

(lyrics: Dan Bern)