you never give me sass
or walk out of the room
you never chase the kittens
around with a broom
you never say, I’m not coming
in from the cold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old

you never talk back to me
or monopolize the phone
you never say go away
leave me alone
you never demand
slippers made of gold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old

6 weeks old, 6 weeks young
6 weeks ago, you done got sprung

you don’t care if your hat
is blue or pink
you never complain
when we wash you in the sink
you never slam the doors
you wouldn’t be so bold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
perfect little angel
6 weeks old

(lyrics: Dan Bern)