Dave wants to drive into an oncoming truck
Over in the clover my feet get stuck
Jesus gonna change my luck
Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off
Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

Ready made, ready meat, breakfast vaccination
I quit talkingto all my relations
Stay-away-from-me-dot-com
Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off
I got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

It’s a dry heat, that’s what they say
I drink and drink and drink all day
But all i do is cough

Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off
Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

Someone’s downloading all my dreams
Tellin’ everybody what they mean
But everybody’s wrong

I’ve got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

It takes a little spark, blow you away
Secret rocket in my pocket—hey

The last time I had a decent conversation
Was back on the Indian reservation
It don’t seem like enough

Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

I got one thing left to try
If that don’t work, it’s bye, bye, bye
So long Dad and Mom

Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m going to set it off
Got a nuclear bomb
And I’m gonna set it off

(lyrics: Dan Bern)