Who’s been sipping from my bowl, who’s been sittin’ at my table
Why do you do the things you do, who do you give your house key to
Goldilocks, Goldilocks, please put down your building blocks
You and I are on the rocks
Goldilocks, Goldilocks

Who’s been sleeping in my bed, these sheets were smooth when I left this morning
What a hell of a thing to learn, now I gotta let the mattress burn
Goldilocks, Goldilocks, please put down your building blocks
You and I are on the rocks
Goldilocks, Goldilocks

Goldilocks, oh Goldilocks
The coffee table snickers and the front door talks
Who came by to switch the locks
Goldilocks

Who changed the channel on the radio
Whose ring is sittin’ on the stereo
Emerald ain’t my birthstone
Why’d you spray the telephone

Goldilocks, Goldilocks, please put down your building blocks
You and I are on the rocks
Goldilocks, Goldilocks

Goldilocks, oh Goldilocks
The coffee table snickers and the front door talks
Who came by to switch the locks
Goldilocks

Goldilocks, oh Goldilocks, put down your colored building blocks
You and I are on the rocks
Goldilocks….

(lyrics: Dan Bern)