Well the collected acclaim for Einstein from all the countries in the world has
been universally shared
Everyone thinks, it’s great how E=mc2″
But last week when me and my best friend Eric were smoking a big fat doob
We realized E=mc3

Einstein was wrong
Einstein was wrong
Everything he ever said was totally bogus
Black holes?
Nuh-uh
Time travel?
Maybe
The sun will only burn another 200 years
Because of the wrong assumptions upon which he based it
Stephen Hawking’s whole life has been wasted
Einstein was wrong, Einstein was wrong
Einstein was wrong, I’m sorry.

(lyrics: Dan Bern)