Dr. Seed, clone me
I’d like to have another chance
I’d like to have a million chances
Dr. Seed, clone me

Dr. Seed, clone my mom
She could have had a career
Without a war to interfere
Dr. Seed, clone my mom

Dr. Seed, clone me
I’m feeling empty and alone
I’d like to call me on the phone
Dr. Seed, clone me

Dr. Seed, clone my dad
That is, I really wish you had
He was gone before you were a fad
Dr. Seed, clone my dad

Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed

Dr. Seed, clone J.D. Salinger
I really wish that he had cared
The next one might not be so scared
Dr. Seed, clone J.D. Salinger

Dr. Seed, clone me
Some many times I feel unstuck
So many girls I’d like to fuck
Dr. Seed, clone me

Dr. Seed, clone me
I want to be perfect like Christ
So scrape some skin of my thighs
Dr. Seed, clone me

Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed

Dr. Seed, clone Michael Jordan
He’s someone that the Cubs could win with
If he’d played baseball to begin with
Dr. Seed, clone Michael Jordan

Dr. Seed, clone Sandy Kofacs
He should have had another year
In the prime of his career
Dr. Seed, clone Sandy Kofacs

Dr. Seed, clone my friend Kevin
A Kevin that I’d never wronged
With whom my friendship might be strong
Dr. Seed, clone Kevin

Dr. Seed, clone us all
Everyone for spare parts
Arms & legs & brains and hearts
Dr. Seed, clone us all

Dr. Seed, clone me
I’d like to have another chance
I’d like to have a million chances
Dr. Seed, clone me

Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed
Oooh, Dr. Seed

(lyrics: Dan Bern)