Fell off my scooter and got a booboo on my knee
Bumped my head on the old oak tree
Stubbed my toe, when I was ridin my bike
Got one of blue bandaids I like

Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me
Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me

My cat scratched me, got a booboo on my nose
I pricked my finger on the thorn of a rose
A dog bit me on my ear, Ow
I bruised my bum when I got kicked by a cow

Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me
Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me

First time I cried a lot
Second time I cried a little
Third time—didn’t cry at all

Fell off the ladder got a booboo on my thigh
Walked into the clothes line, got a black eye
Pinched my pinky when I squeezed it in the door
Got stung by a bumble bee, one two three four

Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me
Booboos booboos booboos don’t mean nothing to me

(lyrics: Dan Bern)