I threw eggs thru your window
Moved your furniture around
Pushed your grandma down the stairs
Burned your toolshed down

And oh
By the way
Boo

Broke into your chicken coop
And stole them chicken’s hearts
I could take your poodle
Swap its paws with chicken parts

And oh
By the way
Boo

Boo
Boo
Have I fulfilled my contract
Is there anything else you’d like me to do
I’d be happy to

I cut your telephone wires, and I smashed your dinner plates
Threw your windows open every nite for six weeks straight
And oh
By the way
Boo

(lyrics: Dan Bern)