AS COOL AS THEM

 

BACK AND FORTH ON THE COURT

THE BOUGANVILLA IN THE SUN

FORTH AND BACK, CLICK CLICK CLACK

TRY THIS ONE LET ME SEE YOU RUN

 

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS THEM

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS THEM

 

WHO’S THAT COMIN ALONG, SEE HOW AWKWARD

GLAD YOU’RE NOT LIKE HIM HAVE A BEER

TRY NOT TO CATCH HIS EYE HE MIGHT TALK T’YA

BUT HOW’D HIS FACE GET IN THE MIRROR?

 

PING PING PONG

ALL DAY LONG

YOUR NECK SWIVELS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

THIS ONE’S MINE

ON THE LINE

WATCH ME AS I SWOOP AND GLIDE

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS HIM

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS HIM

 

NEVER AS COOL….

NEVER AS COOL…..

 

SOLO

 

WHO’S THAT COMIN ALONG, WHAT A FAILURE

GLAD YOU’RE NOT LIKE HIM HAVE A BEER

(HAVE A TROPICAL BEER)

TRY NOT TO CATCH HIS EYE HE MIGHT TAIL YA

BUT HOW’D HE CLIMB INTO YOUR MIRROR?

 

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS HIM

YOU’LL NEVER BELONG

YOU’LL NEVER FIT IN

YOU’LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS HIM

 

NEVER AS COOL….

NEVER AS COOL…..

 

BACK AND FORTH, ON THE COURT

THE BOUGANVILLA IN THE SUN…..

(lyrics: Dan Bern)