The schools they all are a dump
A jew or a muslim’s a chump
In the United States of Trump

Every tree is a stump
Every breast has a lump
In the United States of Trump

If you get sick just wait around til you die
If you complain hold still, here’s a punch in the eye

Policemen say freeze and say jump
In the polls every lie is a bump
In the United States of Trump

They shoot every hen til their plump
Every kid has the mumps
In the United States of Trump

The military can read your dreams and they’ll pull you from your bed
The opposition is silent or gone or reprogrammed or possibly dead

Every steak is a rump
The gas all has lead at the pump
In the United States of Trump

The border guard’s cruel and a grump
Morale’s in a permanent slump
In the United States of Trump

(lyrics: Dan Bern)