Doctor Toots, Doctor Toots
Where are you Doctor Toots
We really really miss you Doctor Toots
Doctor Toots!

Doctor Toots, Doctor Toots
Where are you Doctor Toots
We really really miss you Doctor Toots
Doctor Toots!

What have you done with my boots?
Doctor Toots!
Where are your seven magic flutes?

Doctor Toots, Doctor Toots
Where are you Doctor Toots
We really really miss you Doctor Toots,
Doctor Toots!

(lyrics: Dan Bern)