Singer-Songwriter Dan Bern Coming to Fayetteville

“I have a dream of a new pop music that tells the truth.”

— Dan Bern, “New American Language”
I don’t know when I first heard Dan Bern.
I think I caught him once as a solo act in Chicago, or maybe Scottsdale, when we were both young and raw. I thought he’d fit in as a member of the Mekons.

I do know that Sandra Cox — now Sandra Cox Birchfield — named his debut album “Dan Bern” the best record of 1997 at the year’s halfway mark. She was so impressed by the album she declined to name four other albums to fill out a top five. (I picked Lucinda Williams’ “Car Wheels on a Gravel Road,” which wouldn’t be released until a year and a day after the story ran. I also went for the Wu-Tang Clan, Imperial Teen, Nick Cave and The Nields. The first six months of 1997 weren’t bad.)
So, thanks to Sandra, I procured a copy of Bern’s next album, 1998’s “50 Eggs,” produced by indie icon Ani DiFranco, which kicked off with a treatise on toxic masculinity called “Tiger Woods” that blindsided me with its forthrightness and economy, in the way that a Philip Larkin poem can.

It’s not really about the titular golfer (though looking back on it after a quarter of a century, you could call it “prescient”) but about the sort of man a lot of boys think they ought to become. At one point the singer/narrator leads us through a pickup artist seminar that’s both ominous and drawn from life:

If certain girls don’t look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don’t look at you
It just means they’re ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know
Which is which, who’s doing what
I guess that you can ask ’em
Which one are you, baby
Do you like me or are you ignorin’ me?

I then got his independently released EP “Dog Boy Van” (1997). I absorbed those first three recordings. Although never finding much to read about him, I got a sense of Bern as an earnest intellectual who leaned into his vocal resemblance to Bob Dylan (a mixed blessing at best) and was probably a true believer in the Church of Woody Guthrie. He was like a Yankee Billy Bragg; no folkie purist, his work was veined with punk and the kind of AM pop I secretly loved when I was a kid.
He was handy with an electric guitar as well as a brightly strummed dreadnaught, and played with fine musicians. Without knowing much about him other than his music, I thought of Bern as a Jonathan Richman-type, an intentional artist in character as a naive primativist.

I fully expected him to break through, if not into middle-class stardom, at least into that space where people who pretend to know about music would nod their heads at the mention of his name, even if they hadn’t heard many of his songs (which was excusable, given there were so many people making interesting music in the ’90s, and only a very few of them received anything like mainstream exposure). I never thought he’d be hosting the Grammys, but didn’t dismiss his chances of ever winning one. He still might.

Over the next few years, I learned that Bern and I were near contemporaries. He was an ex-jock from Mount Vernon, Iowa, who once gave Wilt Chamberlain tennis lessons, studied the cello as a kid and went over to guitar after being bit by the Beatles, Bob Dylan and Phil Ochs in early adolescence.

His father was a classical pianist and composer who, in the ’20s and ’30s, studied with Juliette Nadia Boulanger (whose other students included Philip Glass, Aaron Copland and Virgil Thompson) and Alfred Cortot, the French pianist, conductor and teacher who was famous for his piano trio with violinist Jacques Thibaud and cellist Pablo Casals. Cortot was renowned for his massive repertory and considered a supreme interpreter of the works of Frédéric Chopin. (Cortot had studied under the composer’s pupil Émile Descombes.)

Bern’s mother, a singer and poet, left Germany on the kindertransport; his father fled Lithuania for Palestine in 1939; the rest of his family, save for one brother, were massacred with other Jews of Lithuania in 1941. They met in Israel in 1950. Then it was on to Ellis Island, where “Bernstein” became “Bern” and then to darkest Iowa, where Bern’s father taught music and his mother worked at a local college.

It was a small-town, Midwestern upbringing.
I saw my dad tell jokes, and teach me how to laugh,
Thirty years after his parents, brothers, and sister were
all shot,
Murdered in the streets of Lithuania
I see trees growing tall and the sun coming up, and the ocean roaring home,
And know I must go on, I must go on
It would be cowardly to stop
It would be an aberration to do anything else
— Dan Bern, “Lithuania” from The Swastika EP (2002)

Bern was born in 1959 and went to Lawrence University in Appleton, Wis., where a friend who happened to have been a classmate remembered him holding down a regular student union gig. (“You can tell him Jim Cheng from Lawrence University class of ’82 says ‘hi.’ He might give you a blank stare,” my friend writes.)
By the time he was in college, Bern had pretty much decided he was going to try to make it as a singer-songwriter; he moved first to Chicago and then to Los Angeles to try to break into the music business. (That’s when he wound up in Encino, tutoring Chamberlain on the nuances of the slice serve.)

He started to make some headway, benefiting from what Steve Earle has called the great “integrity boom” of the late ’80s and early ’90s, but eventually gave up his apartment and started touring full time, playing clubs and honing an act that owed as much to Buster Keaton and Lenny Bruce as it did to Dylan, to whom he was inevitably compared.


His third album should have made him a fixture in the Americana firmament — “New American Language” was released on Oct. 9, 2001. Which was in the wake of the terrorists attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
Which is not the reason “New American Language” failed to propel Dan Bern into the ranks of middle-class stardom. What is the reason? A lack of major label promotion? A failure of mass taste?
Some artists released albums on 9/11 that ended up doing pretty well. Dylan released his 31st, “Love and Theft.” Slayer released an album (“God Hates Us All”) on that date that had a song (“Disciple”) with the lyric “terrorist targeting the next mark/Global chaos feeding on hysteria”). Jay-Z released “The Blueprint” on Sept. 11. They were all high-profile artists. Bern had only made the first great album of the 21st century.
Maybe that’s a bold statement. But it’s pretty close to true, especially if you’re one of those literalists who insists the 21st century didn’t start until Jan. 1, 2001 (which is technically accurate) or one of those non-literalists who (like me) would say it didn’t start until the plane hit the first tower.

Anyway, it was just weeks after “New American Language” came out that a friend sent me a recording of Bern in concert, playing a song that, on his website, Bern calls “NYC 911.” I have heard that Bern spontaneously created this song on stage. I do not believe that, though it makes a pretty story. But he wrote it quickly; the version I heard was circulating in October 2001, and Bern mentioned it in an interview he did with The Oracle that was published on Oct. 18, 2001.

“When the planes hit, I was uptown — 100th Street and Columbus,” Bern said. “When the first one hit I jumped on my bike and went downtown. When the first (tower) fell I was about three blocks away.”

“‘NYC 911’ shook me. It wasn’t the first time a song ever brought me to tears — I’ve been spooked by Robert Johnson’s “Love in Vain” and I’ve misted up listening to Jackson Browne’s “Fountain of Sorrow,” but no song has ever sunk so deep into me as the Guthrie-esque ‘NYC 911’”:

Two towers now were burning
Two deathly morning rides
No one could imagine
The terrible scene inside
People started jumping
To escape the howling flames
Two went down while holding hands
We didn’t know their names
Bern has never released “NYC 911” officially, though he occasionally performs it in concert.

“New American Language” is a more polished album than Bern’s earlier efforts; his jokes are less broad, his songwriting less bratty, his melodies more gorgeous, that deep-sunk musicality that is sometimes obscured by the whole democracy of folk music, plain-voice attitude brought itself to bear.

In this album, you can hear a hint of virtuosity married to a poetic, romantic sensibility that advances confidently. This is a new kind of pop music, hooky and vulnerable and intelligent and unpretentious. It feels as fresh today as it did 20 years ago.

The centerpiece of the album is “God Said No,” an ecclesiastical argument between the singer and God, who won’t allow him to travel back in time to talk Kurt Cobain out of suicide or to stalk Hitler before he attains power. Because God realizes that the singer is likely to change nothing but simply bug Cobain for help with his career and to slide into philosophical discussions and take a lover in the Weimar.

God said time
Time belongs to me
Time’s my secret weapon
My final advantage
There’s not a weak song on the album. There’s not an unearned moment.

“I thought you came here to dance, but it seems you had other plans,” he sneers as the album opener “Sweetness” (which sounds like Elvis Costello fronting the Old 97s) kicks off.

In “Tape,” which might otherwise be consigned to the protest-song category, he evidences his humanity with an aside to a girl he’s trying to impress (“Baby, did you get the tape I sent?”).

On “Albuquerque Lullaby” he sings, “Don’t let your heart get broken by this world.” The album closer, “Thanksgiving Day Parade,” feels like an inspired remake of Dylan’s “Desolation Row.”

As I understand it, Bern is now touring in support of the re-release of “New American Language,” which has been issued on vinyl for the first time. (It’s a double disc and can be ordered from grandphony.com; the retail price is $35.)

Looking back over the archives, I find no evidence that Bern has ever played in Arkansas before, which seems difficult to believe, given the constancy of his touring over the past 30 years. But he’s here now, one night only, a songster, a throwback, one of those mad dreamers still on the road, headed for another joint.
He’s not Beyoncé. But you can draw a line from Woody Guthrie, Hank Williams, George Gershwin and Mississippi John Hurt, through Dylan and Ochs and Paul Simon and Joni Mitchell and Lucinda Williams and John Prine to him.

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Spurs rookie Victor Wembanyama is something to sing — or rap — about

Dan Bern songs about sports figures

Victor Wembanyama’s name isn’t just music to Spurs fans’ ears. It’s also the subject of several rap songs and even a couple of quirky folk tunes.

“Go Spurs Go Victor Wembanyama Edition” by San Antonio mariachis Campanas de America was just the tip of the Wemby-themed playlist. The Spurs star also gets some lyrical love from rappers both foreign and domestic. Meanwhile, singer-songwriter Dan Bern has created an earworm ode to the Frenchman as well as a song about his run-in with pop star Britney Spears.

“(His) name is so musical, it seemed to want to be in a song!” Bern said via email regarding his songs “Victor Wembanyama” and “Britney and Victor.”

Other Spurs-related artistry: Centro San Antonio will pay $100,000 for a Spurs mural downtown

With 30 albums and EPs to his name, Bern’s credits include the original song “Beautiful Ride” from the 2007 music biopic comedy “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” and songs for “The Tony Kornheiser Show,” the solo podcast by the ever-fuming co-host of ESPN’s “Pardon the Interruption.”

When it comes to the catchy “Victor Wembanyama,” Bern said “people all over love the song and are quick to pick up on it and sing along.” He added that fans of Kornheiser’s podcast also “seemed to love the song right away.”

You can look and listen for yourself. “Victor Wembanya” starts at the 2:00 mark.

As for Bern’s tune about the Spears altercation in Las Vegas, “Britney and Victor” recaps the incident like a campy campfire song by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

Another kind of Wemby homage: San Antonio Canstruction 2023 winners include structures of Wembanyama, Roadrunner, Techolote

And then there are all those Wembanyama name-drops in the name of hip-hop.

Last year, San Francisco rapper JustPaulNow released the digital album “Rare Coral in a Reef Tank” with the track “Victor Wembanyama.” The laid-back rap flows into a chorus kicked off with the lines, “I’m feeling like Victor Wembanyama / Everybody want me on they team I’m finna be a problem.”

And then there are all those Wembanyama name-drops in the name of hip-hop.

Last year, San Francisco rapper JustPaulNow released the digital album “Rare Coral in a Reef Tank” with the track “Victor Wembanyama.” The laid-back rap flows into a chorus kicked off with the lines, “I’m feeling like Victor Wembanyama / Everybody want me on they team I’m finna be a problem.”

On the edgier side, Atlanta rapper ATL Baby G has “Victor Wembanyama,” while rapper The Prairie State Kidd has the tune “Vic Wembanyama.” And straight out of the DMV (as in the Washington, D.C.-Maryland-Virginia area), Jerome “JS aka The Best” Smith wraps his new album “Free Agent” with the short but bombastic track, “Victor Wembanyama.”

Wembanyama also gets his props in French with “Wembanyama” by French artist Autem and in Spanish with “Wembanyama” by Spaniard artists PNG and Rickpo, a bonus track on their new EP, “xd.” And there’s the slightly French, mostly instrumental “Victor Wembanyama” by DJ Sportz.

‘He’ll outrun the cheetah in the Cincinnati Zoo’: Elly De La Cruz gets tribute song

Elly De La Cruz has garnered many accolades in his short big league career, and Monday he received yet another, this time in the form of a tribute song.

Singer-songwriter Dan Bern, whose songs are often played on the Tony Kornheiser Show, dropped his latest on Monday in honor of the Reds young star.

Featuring lyrics such as “Fastest man alive, shortstop 6-foot-5, this Red he cannot lose, Elly De La Cruz,” and “Hits the ball really, really, really, really hard, I’m thinking you probably want to have his rookie card, find a ’52 Mantle and you won’t sing the blues, or a 2023 Elly De La Cruz,” Bern dropped a version on Twitter with a new verse since it premiered on Kornheiser’s show.

Menorah in the Middle: A Chanukah Movie

Menorah in the Middle may play into holiday movie tropes but this Chanukah film is one that knows what its audience wants.

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The romantic holiday movie makes its exclusive premiere on Hulu as a licensed title. What this means is that the film isn’t a Hulu original. At some point, there will be the chance that it will no longer be on the streaming service. Until then, feel free to watch the film as many times as you want! Chanukah doesn’t start until the evening of December 18 but the film has a head start on this year’s Hallmark movie. Why Hulu is launching so early, I don’t know but I’ll take it! One thing that Jewish viewers will appreciate about the film is that the major Jewish roles are portrayed by Jewish actors. The casting adds a level of authenticity to the film rather than coming off as a stereotype.

Sarah Becker (Lucy DeVito) heads home to visit her family for Chanukah with a surprise–she’s engaged. Her non-Jewish fiancé, Chad (Christián de la Fuente), gets a pop quiz on everything Chanukah and Becker family on the flight to Sol Viejo. The quiz certainly is not as easy as he would like. But again, nothing comes easy for anyone about to marry into a Jewish family! It’s not long before arriving back home that Sarah learns that the bakery might have to shut down. It’s been a nice run but nobody wants it to end. Making matters worse is that her dad, Frank Becker (Bruce Nozick), ends up in the hospital almost as soon as Chanukah begins. Let’s not talk about why.

Menorah in the Middle movie review
L-R: Chad (Christián de la Fuente), Sarah (Lucy DeVito), Frank (Bruce Nozick), Linda (Gina Hecht), and Jacob (Adam Busch) in Menorah in the Middle. Courtesy of Bungalow Media.

Chad comes from the world of finance. As such, he wants to help the family out in whichever way possible. His plan? To marry Sarah and take over their mortgage. Listen, this film plays into such movie tropes that it does not take long before you see his true colors. While back in town, Sarah has been hanging out with childhood best friend Ben (Jonah Platt). They have history but everything changed after her grandmother died. Ben realized this and so he kept his distance. Sarah went to college and Ben became a travel photography. He moved back to SV maybe one year before Sarah came home for the holidays. Like many cities, the small businesses are struggling. For the bakery, the next generation moved out. It’s tough keeping a Jewish family-owned bakery alive with aging customers.

All hands are on deck when the Beckers need to raise $40,000 to pay their bank payment. Sarah and Ben end up with marketing duties. Between his photos and her food blog, Blend It Like Becker, the two go straight to work. They also take into their Camp Shalom network in order to drive up business. It does not take a fool to notice what’s happening between the two of them. Plus, Jonah Platt gets second billing in the opening credits. In watching the film, it’s not really a question of if but when.

With all of the phone calls and advertising to save the bakery, the Baum sisters get a phone call from their mother. Rachel Baum (Sarah Silverman) and Becky Baum (Laura Silverman) grew up to be cooks after falling in love with rugelach at Becker Family Breads. Frank’s always bragging about how they used to stop by the bakery every day. Will they help repay the favor all these years later? Watch the film and find out!

Menorah in the Middle is a refreshing holiday movie in so many ways. Unlike the last few Hallmark Chanukah movies, there is no Xmas being forced into the film. Well, maybe on the cooking show but the film does not otherwise force it anywhere else. It’s a welcome relief after the last few years of holiday movies that basically cater to Hallmark’s non-Jewish audience. Writer-director Jordan Kessler knows his audience here. He knows what people are looking for in a movie and yes, he plays it a bit too close to genre tropes. But at the same time, Lucy DeVito and Jonah Platt bring a level of charm and chemistry into the film to win us over. Plus, you have the Silverman sisters! Musically speaking, Dan Bern, who contributed to Walk Hard, writes and performs the original songs, including a closing tune that features a number of the cast.

DIRECTOR/SCREENWRITER: Jordan Kessler
CAST: Lucy DeVito, Jonah Platt, Christián de la Fuente, Adam Busch, Gina Hecht, Bruce Nozick, Laura Silverman, Sarah Silverman

15 Years Ago, Walk Hard Bombed At The Box Office. Now Its Songs Are Immortal

In 2007, Walk Hard wasn’t a hit. But now, it’s brilliant.

by Nathan Rabin for Fatherly Magazine

Judd Apatow was the hottest comedy filmmaker in the world when 2007’s Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story was released to mixed to positive but hardly glowing reviews and underwhelming box office. Apatow was a revered comic mind thanks to his work on cult shows like the Ben Stiller Show, The Larry Sanders Show, The Critic, Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared before he emerged as a cinematic force with his directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The surprise 2005 smash made Steve Carell a movie star and did wonders for its prodigiously gifted ensemble cast. The sleeper hit’s equally successful 2007 follow-up Knocked Up similarly made a Canadian stoner named Seth Rogen an unlikely box-office juggernaut.

2004’s Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, 2006’s Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and 2007’s Superbad established Apatow as one of the movie world’s hottest producers as well, a uniquely gifted star-maker with an incredible eye for young talent behind the camera and in front of it.

So expectations were high when Apatow collaborated with protege Jake Kasdan (the son of screenwriter and director Lawrence) on the screenplay for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, a wild musical comedy parodying the Oscar-festooned 2005 Johnny Cash biopic Walk the Line and the 2004 Ray Charles biopic Ray specifically and histrionic musician biopics, in general, starring Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby cut-up John C. Reilly as the lead character, a larger-than-life pastiche of Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, Brian Wilson, Johnny Rotten and a slew of other musical greats who lived large and left massive trails of wreckage in their wake.

The studio sold the character of Dewey Cox as much as it did the film, sending the charismatic actor and musician on a tour of the country where he performed concerts in character, including an appearance on Good Morning, America. It did not work. Apatow’s box-office heat couldn’t keep Walk Hard from flopping at the box office, grossing about twenty million dollars on a thirty-five million dollar budget.

Despite Reilly’s talent and charm, the world did not fall in love with Dewey Cox at the time of Walk Hard’s release. But in the ensuing decade and a half Reilly’s pitch-perfect parody of The Man in Black and half the pop icons in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame came to take on a life of its own. Dewey Cox has become a pop icon in his own right, not unlike the musical titans he so joyously spoofs.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is the Airplane! of musical biopics. Just as the Zucker Brothers’ 1980 smash looms larger than the ostensibly serious disaster movies it sent up Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story today is more fondly and often remembered than Walk the Line and Ray, which were big hits in addition to winning important Oscars.

Kasdan and Apatow’s comedy gets the details of fact-based musical melodramas so right that it casts a long, intimidating shadow over every bombastic musical blockbuster that followed, particularly 2019’s Bohemian Rhapsody and this year’s Elvis. In a post-Walk Hard world whenever someone makes a shamelessly melodramatic and cliched tribute to a legendary rocker it risks being compared to a non-satirical, non-comic version of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

Kasdan’s beloved musical comedy begins at the end, with an elderly Dewey Cox less than fifteen minutes from the end of his life. He’s about to return to the live stage after a decades-long absence. He’s psyching himself up emotionally for his big comeback because, as his drummer Sam (Tim Meadows, who steals the film through deadpan underplaying) explains to a stage manager, “Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays.”

The film then unfolds as one giant flashback to Cox’s entire life that begins with him as a child frolicking in Alabama in 1946 with his brother Nate. Nate can’t stop talking about how excited he is to accomplish wonderful things over the course of his long, eventful life. In biopics like this that kind of talk guarantees that the dreamer with the big plans will die dramatically and soon.

Sure enough, poor Nate is sliced clear in half during an innocent machete fight with his adoring brother, a defining slapstick tragedy that haunts Dewey literally, in that his brother’s ghost taunts him throughout his life, as well as figuratively. The accidental killing destroys young Dewey’s relationship with his hard-as-nails dad Pa (Raymond J. Barry).

The leathery survivor conveys his murderous hatred of his surviving son through his catchphrase, “The wrong kid died!”, which he roars at regular intervals. Barry, a distinguished dramatic film and theater actor, plays the role completely straight. His apoplectic patriarch’s oft-stated contention that Dewey should be dead and his long-dead son should be living never stops being explosively funny.

Walk Hard is a marvelously meta satire that is forever calling attention to itself and its own artifice, as well as the hokey cliches of the genre. The pop icons Dewey meets in his rocky road through stardom don’t just helpfully always refer to themselves and each other by their full names; they also specify what bands they belong to, just in case there’s even a single person in the audience wondering whether the John with the John Lennon haircut hanging out with the other Beatles in India is in fact THE John Lennon of Beatles fame.

Cox’s talent is so explosive that his breakout song is a smash less than an hour after he recorded it. He’s a baby-faced innocent, a man-child with the body and face of a giant toddler who enthusiastically falls victim to every vice known to man. He’s a bigamist who cheats on his wives, abandons his dozens of children so that he can focus on self-destruction and becomes addicted to pretty much every illicit substance.

Yet because Reilly is so innately likable and human, he remains far more sympathetic than a character with his sins has any right to be. For all of its gleeful irreverence, there’s something genuinely sincere, even reverent at the film’s core. This is particularly true of its killer soundtrack, which epitomizes its uniquely satisfying combination of rock and roll naughtiness and unexpected sweetness.

Walk Hard has endured because it is a loving, knowing celebration of rock mythology as well as an inspired and hilarious parody. It cares enough to get the details exactly right, whether that means having Dewey Cox transform David Bowie’s “Starman” into pure disco kitsch during a stint as a variety show host in the 1970s or nailing the insanely ambitious sound of Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys when he was going out of his mind and changing pop music forever with Pet Sounds and Smile.

Walk Hard’s flashback structure means that everything leads up to the all-important closing anthem that, we’re informed by Eddie Vedder, one of many very game rock stars playing themselves, will be “his final masterpiece that will sum up his entire life.”

That’s a lot of pressure to put on any song but the epic that follows, “Beautiful Ride”, which was written by Dan Bern and The Candy Butcher’s Mike Viola, soars above even the highest expectations. With its triumphant strings, majestic melody, emotional vocal by Reilly and elegiac air it legitimately is a masterpiece that seems to sum up Dewey Cox’s entire life while also being a funny and dead-on parody of songs that aspire to capture everything good and bad about existence in less than four tuneful minutes.

I suspect that “Beautiful Ride” has been played often at weddings as well as funerals. Like the rest of the soundtrack, it works beautifully as music long after the joke should have worn out its welcome. That’s the beauty of the film’s soundtrack. The jokes never get old no matter how often you’ve listened to them. The same is true of the film itself. It is eminently re-watchable and insanely quotable, a movie that both demands and rewards multiple viewings.

Walk Hard is now a part of music, film, and comedy history. It may have stiffed at the box office the first time around but its cult is huge and ever-growing. Its brilliant use of pastiche and homage calls to mind the originals of “Weird Al” Yankovic so it seems fitting that Yankovic and co-screenwriter/director Eric Appel borrowed extensively from Walk Hard for their own warped take on the cliches and conventions of the musical biopic, this year’s Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.

Yankovic’s comedy is an instant cult classic that depicts the five-time Grammy winner as a decidedly Dewey Cox-like libertine and drunk while offering a similarly nuanced and knowing parody of pop music mythology.

Dewey Cox may die at the end of Walk Hard but he didn’t go anywhere. Nor did his movie. Cox’s music will live on forever thanks to the enduring popularity and influence of a pop classic that only gets funnier and more relevant with time.

This year’s Hanukkah movies, ranked

by Dan Snierson for Entertainment Weekly

It would be a shande if EW didn’t take Hulu’s Menorah in the Middle and Hallmark’s Hanukkah on Rye for a (dreidel) spin.

Ah, Christmas Hanukkah. So many different ways to celebrate spell the holiday. Sleigh bells Dreidels ringing spinning. A candle menorah glowing in the window. Elf Mensch on a shelf bench. A plate of cookies kugel and a glass of milk Lactaid left out for Santa Zayde.

While the Festival of Lights isn’t considered to be one of the holiest of Jewish holidays, it does rank as a fan favorite, especially among children in need of a joyous, gift-receiving occasion around Christmastime. Come for the latkes, stay for the chocolate gelt, and stick around for the unspooling of the ultimate underdog story, with the outnumbered-but-victorious-in-war Macabees stretching one night’s supply of oil into eight!

To recap: Eight whole nights to build a story arc around? A backdrop of too much sugar and fried food? Family gatherings with parents/grandparents who just want their kids/grandkids to settle down with a nice Jewish girl/boy? This holiday practically writes its self into a movie! Of course, there aren’t usually many of those, though Hallmark has started to hold more of a candle (or nine) for them in recent years. But given the recent mega-explosion of holiday movies (hold on to your yarmulkes, but there are some 170 new ones in 2022) and a move toward diversity, perhaps it’s not surprising that there is a whopping 50 percent increase in Hanukkah films from last year! To help you sift through the blizzard of options and prioritize during this busy holiday season, EW has ranked every new Hanukkah movie this year. Let’s spin those dreidels and see the results:

1. Menorah in the Middle (Hulu, streaming now)

2. Hanukkah on Rye (Hallmark Channel, Dec. 18)

That’s all we got! Chag Sameach!

What’s that? You’d like a little more guidance on which movie is right for you? Fair enough. We begin with a brief description for each:

* Menorah in the Middle centers on a Jewish food blogger Sarah (Lucy DeVito) who returns home with gentile fiancé Chad (Cristian de la Fuente) around Hanukkah, only to learn that her parents’ bakery is in danger of closing, a situation that just might require assistance from close childhood friend/almost boyfriend Ben (Jonah Platt).

* In Hanukkah on Rye, all sorts of mishigas breaks loose when Molly (Yael Grobglas) who’s trying to keep her family’s Lower East Side deli in business is set up by a matchmaker with Jacob (Jeremy Jordan) who’s looking to open up an East Coast extension of his parents’ California deli right on her block.

Is the word Hanukkah properly pronounced (with a guttural sound)?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there a non-Jewish person who knows so little about Hanukkah, they think that Hanukkah and Chanukah are different holidays and they don’t know how many nights it’s celebrated?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Do people play dreidel?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Does the game of dreidel get a little too spirited?
Menorah in the Middle : YES (Accidental hand to face; see clip below.)
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Does a wise rabbi offer counsel?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Does a character exclaim “Oy!”?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: YES (several)

Does a Jewish mother worry that her children aren’t eating enough?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye YES

Is the mother’s brisket “famous”?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Is there a latke-making montage?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye NO (But there are multiple deli-food montages.)

Is there a latke-making competition?
Menorah in the Middle NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Does a bubbe meddle in a grandchild’s love life?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there a reference to a schmear?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Is there discussion of bagel toppings and the order in which they’re placed onto the bagel?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there discussion of the brining process for corned beef?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there discussion about Jews eating Chinese food and going to the movies on Christmas?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is the family business in dire need of increasing sales during Hanukkah week?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there an eligible young doctor in the house?
Menorah in the Middle : NO (But one of the characters is hospitalized and gets medical instruction from a doctor.)
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Is there debate about the best way to eliminate wax buildup in a menorah?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Is there reminiscing about Jewish summer camp?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Do parents or grandparents not understand social media and call it by the wrong name?
Menorah in the Middle: YES (Facejam)
Hanukkah on Rye YES (Instabook)

Does a character talk about moving to Boca Raton or elsewhere in South Florida?
Menorah in the Middle : YES
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Does the movie feature Sarah Silverman in the cast?
Menorah in the Middle : YES (And Laura Silverman, too! They play successful sibling TV chefs.)
Hanukkah on Rye: NO

Does the movie feature Lisa Loeb singing a Hanukkah song?
Menorah in the Middle : NO (But Dan Bern performs several songs as the movie’s busking narrator.)
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Does a bubbe refer to dying as “drinking that giant egg cream in the sky”?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

Does the movie end with a couple kissing under a giant menorah?
Menorah in the Middle : NO
Hanukkah on Rye: YES

VERDICT: Looking for quirkier humor, deeper-cut cultural references, and a romantic triangle? Light up Menorah in the Middle.  Craving more screen time for latkes, earnest romance, and bubbe banter? Order Hanukkah on Rye. But in the spirit of Hanukkah, would it kill you to watch both?

American Songwriter

Premiere: Dan Bern Chronicles The Key Events Of Our Times In The Topical “George Floyd”

By Robert Dye
November 2, 2020

In older times, songwriters were the newscasters of their village, relaying the important events of the times in melodic phrases and moral tones. The tradition continues to this day- in fact, it’s picking up steam given the political climate and ease of dissemination.

Singer/songwriter Dan Bern proudly stands high on the podium of artists who speak their mind in song. It’s been an important guiding light for him over the course of 25 albums and EP’s since he burst on the scene in 1996. His latest release, “George Floyd” premieres here today, taken from his new album Shine on Grand Phony Records.

“There is a proud history of American topical songs,” Bern told American Songwriter.  “Woody’s “1913 Massacre,” Phil Ochs’ talkin’ blues songs, Dylan’s “Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll,” Springsteen’s “41 Shots.”  A lot of the old English ballads, when they used to basically sing the news.  A lot of those songs, people forget the actual events but remember the songs.”

Throughout his career, Bern has been no stranger to tackling hot button topics, delivered with his perceptive insights, wry wit or humorous observation, depending on the subject matter at hand. This year alone, he’s released several songs about the coronavirus pandemic on his Bandcamp page.

After viewing the video footage of George Floyd being held down by a Minneapolis police officer, Bern penned the lines that form the chorus. “George Floyd, George Floyd, you did not die in vain/ Good people risin’ up in your name.”

Remaining true to his responsibilities as a songwriting reporter chronicling the events for history, Bern quickly jotted down ideas, working within a folk-approved chord pattern and vocal melody. Some rewriting was done, mainly, as Bern says, “for wanting to get the story right but have the lyrics go smoothly.”

“Sometimes it’s just important to get the facts into the songs,” Bern says.  “Sometimes they only last through the news cycle- ‘yesterday’s news is tomorrow’s fish and chip paper,’ as Elvis Costello sang.  But sometimes they last a long time.”

Listen to “George Floyd” here:

Shining - EP by Dan Bern

Listen to Dan Bern’s full-length release Shining on Spotify.

Reddit

The best moments and most memorable original content from Reddit communities in 2020. Read our annual Year in Review report on the Reddit Blog for more: http://rddt.co/zlhp50CFkOL

Music Credits: “Never-To-Be-Forgotten Kinda Year” Written, produced, and performed by Dan Bern. Bass guitar by Jonathan Flaugher. Additional vocals from Lulu Bern and Tamar Haviv.

Relix

Song Premiere: Dan Bern Contributes “Birthday” to the Road Angel Project

November 19, 2020

Inara George of The Bird and The Bee created the Road Angel Project in order to raise funds for the Sweet Relief Musician Fund’s COVID-19 Fund. She explains, “I reached out to some of my musician friends to see if anyone had a track that they’d like to donate to the cause. As the pandemic hit and it became very clear that live music would not resume for many, many months, I immediately thought of Sweet Relief, not only because they help so many musicians, but also because they help everyone in the music industry. All of those people who work at venues booking shows, stage managing, bartending, lighting, mixing sound, and on and on… Sweet Relief is set up to help all of these workers during this crisis and also any other crisis that might come.”

Dan Bern is among the artists contributing a track to Road Angel Project: Volume 4. Bern’s original song “Birthday” appears on Volume 4, which is set for release on November 20. Bern tells Relix, “I wrote ‘Birthday’ a few years ago during the sessions for the ‘Drifter’ record back in 2012. I was back in LA again and was very glad to be there. The track was produced by Jon Griffin and Adam Busch, and backed by Common Rotation (Adam Busch, Jordan Katz, Eric Kufs.)”

Direct donations to the Sweet Relief Musician Fund’s COVID-19 Fund can be made at the organization’s website.

Metro Active

I’ll See You In My Streams

by STEVE PALOPOLI
May 27, 2020

Maybe we’ll eat beans and
emit noxious gases
Maybe we’ll start taking a bunch of online classes
Maybe we’ll drink lemonade every day at 5
And listen to the folk singers
on the Facebook Live
—Dan Bern
“Til The Quarantine Is Thru”

It was a bit of head-scratcher when ABC’s Good Morning America declared this the “Golden Age of Quaranstreaming” in a story this month. Since the phenomenon began just two months ago or so, this is technically the only age of quaranstreaming.

But it’s easy to see what they were getting at. Though Facebook Live launched in 2016—and had already claimed 8.5 billion broadcasts by this year—musicians, comedians and other performers around the world have taken to the platform in unprecedented numbers during the coronavirus pandemic (to a lesser extent, they have also been broadcasting on other platforms such as Instagram Live, Twitch, and YouTube Live) as their tours and other gigs were cancelled.

And audiences are tuning in; Facebook reports that the number of Facebook Live viewers in the U.S. rose by 50% from February to March alone.

So something never before seen in pop culture is indeed emerging—even if, as Santa Cruz-based singer-songwriter Dan Bern alluded to in one of his livestreams recently, the details are still a bit fuzzy.

“It’s going to be a historic night,” said Bern as he launched into a wild set on May 13 that was part of the “In the Meantime” livestreamed music series from HopMonk Tavern in Novato. “I don’t know how yet. That’s what we’re here to find out.”

A couple of days later, Bern tells me that one-hour set wasn’t the only livestream he did that night.

“After I did that one, I did an hour on Instagram Live, and then I did probably four hours on Facebook Live,” he says. “Usually I’ve been announcing them, but I just thought, ‘It’s late, what the hell.’”

Around the time California’s shelter-in-place order was handed down by Gov. Gavin Newsom in March, Bern began performing on Facebook Live five nights a week, sometimes three or four hours at a time. Though he’s scaled that back somewhat, it’s not by much. Far from burning out on them, Bern is finding that these virtual shows—long considered an extremely poor substitute for performing in front of a live audience—have a certain thrill of their own.

“It’s exhilarating,” he says. “It’s hugely dependent on the interaction, as it always is at a live show. These are live shows, but the interaction now is not people yelling or walking around or making funny faces, it’s the things they type. And you can read their thoughts in almost real time, which in some ways is even more immediately interactive. It’s funny, people will come up to me after shows and say ‘I wish you had played blah blah blah.’ And I’m like, ‘Well, I’ll play it tomorrow night. But I’ll be 300 miles away. You should come!’ But here it’s like you’re reading their minds in real time. They type, ‘Black Tornado,’ and you can play it. Without that, I would play for like 45 minutes. But it just kind of goes and goes and goes, and somebody says something, and somebody else has an idea and that triggers something, and it’s great.”

Bern’s livestreams even inspired what may be the very first album to come out of the pandemic, Quarantine Me. (It was released March 31, a month and a half before Charlie XCX’s How I’m Feeling Right Now, which was erroneously declared “the first quarantine album” by some media outlets when it was released on May 15.)

“That album was I’d say 90% facilitated by the fact that I started doing these shows right away,” says Bern of Quarantine Me. “The songs just kept coming for the first two or three weeks of this, examining different sides of the thing. I don’t think I would have bothered making an album of them, except people seemed to want to hear them, like ‘How can I get these?’”

There have been plenty of huge music-biz names performing live for a virtual audience during the pandemic; for instance, the “One World: Together at Home” event last month curated by Lady Gaga and featuring musicians like Lizzo, Billie Eilish, Elton John, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder. Benefitting the World Health Organization’s Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund, it was streamed not only on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube and Facebook, but also on traditional broadcasters like CBS, ABC, and NBC.

While such star-studded benefits represent a number of noble causes, many working-class musicians are relying on the money they can raise during their shows—usually in the form of donations or tips via PayPal or Venmo—to get them through the pandemic in a world where some experts believe we won’t see a return to bigger live shows until 2021 (or until there’s a vaccine—whichever comes first). Several of the musicians I spoke to used the word “generous” to describe viewers’ contributions during their shows.

But in the world of quaranstreams, the once-gaudy production values of the superstar shows now look a whole lot more like everyone else’s.

“It is totally the Wild West. And it’s a real leveler of the playing field,” Bern says. “There’s no gatekeepers. Famous people, obscure people, they’re all on the same platform. We’re all busking, and whether somebody’s going to throw in a quarter or not depends on the value of what we’re doing.”

FESTIVALS GO VIRTUAL

For William “Goodwil” Rowan, quaranstreaming has also meant the eradication of the physical boundaries that normally separate artists in different parts of the world. Best known in the South Bay at the founder of the Pacific Art Collective in the early part of the 2000s, Rowan has brought the same multi-disciplinary approach that fueled PAC’s shows to his weekly quaranstream show Pacdemic (which returns Saturday, May 30 at 6pm). Each livestream features as many as 30 musicians, DJs, poets, comedians, visual artists, and more, and is a fundraiser for Rowan’s nonprofit Humanigrow, which is based in the Bay Area but has a global approach that includes pioneering the “Keep Cambodia Clean” campaign in 2017.

Rowan remembers how PAC sought to unify artists and musical genres in San Jose at its events in a way that hadn’t previously been done. “That wasn’t happening back then,” he says. “Everything was, ‘Are you into hip-hop? Are you into poetry? Are you into visual arts?’ I was like, ‘Why don’t we just do a show where we’re all grooving together.’”

Though PAC is now defunct, the name “Pacdemic” is clearly a sly nod to the group, and indeed, Rowan wants to capture the same spirit—but it also adds a new global angle that has artists from around the world performing in various time slots, while most of the crew for the show operates in the Bay Area. The May 30 show, for instance, will feature artists from the U.S., U.K., Australia and Thailand—where Rowan found himself stranded during the pandemic after international flights were cut off, though he says he certainly doesn’t mind. (“It’s not ‘Waah, I’m trapped in Thailand,” he says. “Who would say that?”)

Organizing artists from around the world has definitely had its challenges.

“Sometimes, I’m like, ‘Do you prefer to stay up late and do a 3am set, or get up early and do a 7am set?’” he says of scheduling. “This is something that never would have been possible in a physical concept.”

Also rather ingenuous has been Pacdemic’s use of Zoom for its livestreams. Instead of emphasizing Zoom’s ability to spotlight one performer at a time, Rowan went the opposite way, featuring windows of all of the various performances, and allowing viewers to click on the ones they want to see.

It was kind of a revolutionary concept.

“We pretty much taught Zoom how to use their own platform in the art world,” he says.

But there were plenty of pitfalls, too. In its second show, Pacdemic was “zoombombed” by a large group of people unleashing racist and homophobic tirades.

“It was pandemonium,” says Rowan. “I had one of my producers in the Bay Area saying, ‘Cut the feed! Cut the feed!’ And I was thinking, ‘What kind of people would do something like this?’ It was heartbreaking.”

They did cut the feed, and when they returned for a third show, they had put safeguards in place to avoid that kind of attack.

But Pacdemic shows haven’t lost their loose, wild feel, which Rowan savors.

“It’s insane,” he says. “It’s so fun.”

One feature San Jose’s SoFA Music Festival, which hosts a virtual festival every Saturday, has added to increase its own interactivity is a “virtual hang” that allows musicians and fans to socialize after the shows.

“It’s kind of cool that this has rewritten how we connect with people,” says Santa Cruz musician Lindsey Wall, who performed at a SoFA festival this month.

While the low-fi quality of the livestreaming format was once a source of ridicule among live music fans,  Wall thinks it’s actually one of the best thing about them, especially for musicians who were once intimidated to play for the webcam.

“I feel like it’s kind of taken the pressure off a little, and given artists more of a platform to try out what we’re working on right now. It’s a little more raw and organic,” she says. “I’ve been so inspired by all the musicians putting themselves out there and playing things not-so-perfectly.”

VARIETY HOURS

The most compelling and watchable recurring quaranstream out there right now may be the weekly Family Quarantine Hour broadcast by Illinois musician Ike Reilly and his “Holy Family House Band” (a joke based on his song “Ex-Americans”). Since Reilly’s band was social distancing, he decided to use his three late-teen-to-twentysomething sons and one son-in-law—all of whom were staying in the same house as he and his wife (or a couple of doors down), like a demented Brady Bunch—for shows. He hadn’t raised any of his sons to follow in his footsteps as a musician; in fact, he’d advised them against it. So none of them had had lessons of any kind, although 25-year-old Shane Reilly had already begun writing songs, which he now performs with his father as part of the sets.

“They’ve just been immersed—it’s like going to basic training,” he says of his sons on the shows. “They’ve gone from not really knowing how to harmonize at all to being able to sing, harmonize, take lead on songs and perform on what’s kind of like live TV. Granted, there isn’t the same pressure, but there is pressure. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t think that they had soul. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t think they were good.”

Besides the songs, the best things about the Reilly livestreams are the crazy but all-too-relatable family dynamics. A quintessential example came last week: As Reilly intensely performed one of the most emotionally devastating lines from “Born on Fire,” a song he had written for his son Kevin—“I can’t leave you no money/I can’t leave you no land/I can’t leave you no faith/I lost the little I had”—all three sons came out and began dancing ridiculously behind him.

That’s his livestream in a nutshell, I tell him.

“You know what, it is,” he agrees. “It’s a total lack of respect, total disregard for any kind of decorum.” Then he starts cracking up. “Actually, you know, I have to say, they know every song. They’re very interested in what I do.”

Reilly says his shows (which return on Saturday, May 30) have been getting between 1,200 and 1,900 viewers live, and then more than 25,000 views in the following 48 hours that he leaves them up. He’s been getting a lot of feedback from fans, including this text from David Lowery, founder of the legendary Santa Cruz band Camper Van Beethoven (who Reilly often tours with, in addition to Lowery’s other band Cracker): “You and your family basically need your own variety TV show. It’s like a fucked-up Partridge family, while remaining family-friendly. You have the best livestream going.”

A LAUGHABLE FORMAT

While a lot of musicians can at least see an upside to livestreaming, even as they acknowledge the awful context of the pandemic that made quaranstreaming necessary in the first place, comedians are a different story entirely. Comedy sets rely on the immediate reaction of a live audience—hearing laughter makes a joke seem more funny, while anyone who’s seen a late-night talk show in the coronavirus era knows that not hearing it can make one seem decidedly less funny. Santa Cruz comedian DNA is facing this conundrum with his own online comedy.

“What do I have to rest on? Where are my laurels? I don’t have these songs,” he says, comparing music livestreams to his own. “I watch my friends, a lot of the guys in the NorCal scene, that broadcast daily or at least once a week, and I love the songs. It’s the best. My buddy Tim Bluhm from the Mother Hips, he does it on this boat in Sausalito, and it’s so nice to watch. But nobody wants to hear about how airplanes are weird right now. That doesn’t work. I mean, what works? So I’ve got a new kind of what I call ‘quarmedy.’ It’s not comedy. I’m leaning into this kind of Kaczynski-Unabomber-on-his-third-manifesto persona.”

He has to deal with that issue in an even bigger way after having turned his Santa Cruz comedy club DNA’s Comedy Lab into a virtual studio that broadcasts ticketed shows featuring comedy sets from comedians in their homes several nights a week.

“Rarely is anyone standing up,” he says. “Matt [Lieb] and Fran [Fiorentini] stood up, but usually it’s not even stand-up comedy. We’re sitting down. I’m in my house. You’re in your house. It’s very intimate. And I find that it’s almost impossible to ignore that we’re in a quarantine. It’s such a big elephant, it has to be addressed. So my comedy over the last eight weeks has evolved into somewhere between a therapist and a host. I will get kind of emotional sometimes. I just start talking about how it’s hard, because it is hard. You see some of the headliners that we have address it. I think the Puterbaugh sisters ended with ‘Hey, it’s going to be okay.’ Little messages of hope.”

What he’s realized, as some musicians also told me, is that the very business he’s in has changed.

“It’s like I’m a TV studio now, and I’m producing a TV show. Zoom, Zooming, none of those words make any sense to me, you know? This is a TV show. And some people do stream it to their TV. That freaked me out, when I realized some people are watching this on a big screen.”

One thing is the same with musicians and comedians alike—the importance of the interactive element.

“All the comedians can see the chat room, and the audience is extremely vocal in there. I mean, they’re heckling, they’re asking questions,” DNA says. “And that can never happen at a real stand-up comedy show. You don’t want the audience that engaged. But now we want them as engaged as possible. So if you’re a comedy fan and you can see whoever your favorite comedian is that we have, and you can talk to them? I think that’s a really neat feature for an audience member that you can never get at any other stand-up comedy show.”

WHERE TO FIND THESE LIVESTREAMS

Dan Bern: facebook.com/danbern

Pacdemic: facebook.com/pacdemic

SoFa Saturdays: sofamusicfestival.com

Lindsey Wall: facebook.com/lindsey.wall.376

Ike Reilly: facebook.com/ikereilly

DNA’s Comedy Lab: dnascomedylab.com