Wetty Car Poops was a pair of shoes
Squishy squishy squishy
Wetty Car Poops was a pair of shoes
Squishy squishy squishy

They got wet when Lulu sprayed the hose
They got wet when Lulu sprayed the roses, oh

Wetty Car Poops was a pair of shoes
Squishy squishy squishy
Wetty Car Poops was a pair of shoes
Squishy squishy squishy

(lyrics: Dan Bern)