O.J. Simpson

I treat you like dirt
I treat you like swine
I treat you like something three steps below sin
You treat me like dirt
You treat me like swine
You treat me like something that the cat dragged in

You can be so stupid
You can be so ugly
You can be the last thing that I want to see
I can be so stupid
I can be so ugly
I can be the raw red thing on your knee

But OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one made one made one made one made one….
Mistake in his life

It’s a matter of timing
It’s a matter of circumstance
It’s a matter who drove who to the mall
I know all of my ABC’s
I know all of the Spice Girls names
Baby, Ginger, and Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, Scary Spice, that’s all…

But OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one made one made one made one made one….

How’d you like to be Miss America?
Well I’ve met her, she’s not all she’s cracked up to be….

It’s a party, that’s all I know
Figure that we might as well go
‘Tween the two of us we’ll know all the movie stars that show
We treat each other like dirt
Depending on who got hurt
Depending on who got more blood on their shirt

But OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one made one made one made one made–

OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one mistake
OJ Simpson made one made one made one made one made one—

Mistake in his life

(lyrics: Dan Bern)